Breaking News: Slugs Make a Calculus Breakthrough

Scientists in the field of Slug Mathematics have announced a major breakthrough in the field of calculus. The team, led by renowned slug expert Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, claim to have developed a new method for differentiating the most complex of equations using only the power of slug trails as a variable.

Related Story: Slugs Invade Local Park, Confuse Geologists

A group of slugs has invaded a local park, leaving behind a trail of confusion and awe in geologists who were studying the area. The slugs, estimated to be in their hundreds, were observed making complex mathematical calculations in the dirt, leaving behind a trail of calculations that have baffled scientists for weeks.