Professor Newtonsbottom's Statement
"I am thrilled to announce the discovery of Slime-ularis, a novel method of calculus that utilizes the unique properties of slugs to solve complex problems with unprecedented speed and accuracy," said Professor Newtonsbottom in a statement to our publication.
"With Slime-ularis, we have cracked the code to unlocking the secrets of the universe, one slime trail at a time," he added.