The Art of Doing Nothing
As a slug, I've mastered the art of doing nothing. It's all about focus, my friends.
- Remove all distractions. Literally. Remove them.
- Find a cozy spot. Preferably one with a nice view.
- Meditate on the meaning of life. Or just stare at the wall.
By applying these simple principles, you'll be as productive as a slug in a garden.
Or, you know, just take a nap. That's a great way to be productive too.
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