Section 4: Lazy Innovation through Sarcasm
The ultimate key to success is not hard work, but not being bothered enough to do it. Our research has shown that by doing the bare minimum, you can achieve maximum results. We have developed a system where we can outsource all our work to underpaid intern slackers, freeing us up to focus on more important things: napping in the break room.
You can also learn from our expert advice, summarized in the following key takeaways:
- Do not bother to show up to meetings, just send an email saying you are there (physically, but spiritually, you are nowhere).
- Never actually do any work, just pretend to be working hard.
- Take long breaks every hour, because focus is overrated.