The Slug Philosophy Paper: Volume 1

By Dr. S. P. B. McSluggy

The Slug's Existential Crisis

It is said that in the depths of the ocean, a slug named Bob found himself lost and alone.

He pondered the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

He thought, "Is this all there is? Just eating and sleeping and... and... leaving trails?"

He wept at the thought of his impending doom, a life without any purpose or direction.

He was a slave to his instincts, a prisoner of his own desires, a molluscous existence.

And so, he asked the question that would change his life forever: