Snail Racing Updates

Breaking News

We're excited to announce that the latest snail racing season has begun! The top contenders are:

1. Sheldon the Speedster with a slim lead

2. Blinky the Underdog closing in fast

Upcoming Events:

Don't forget to catch the Snail-a-Palooza! on Saturday!

Rules

Our snail racing rules are as follows:

1. Snails must be at least 5 inches in length.

2. Snails must have a top speed of at least 0.000001 meters per second.

3. Snails must be able to fit in a 5-gallon bucket.

Violations of these rules will result in a penalty lap!

Get Involved!

Want to join the snail racing fun? Contact us at snailracing@example.com to learn more!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try your hand at The Rules Challenge!

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