In a shocking turn of events, researchers at the Pineapple Research Institute have found a way to make pineapples taste like chocolate.
Details are sketchy, but reports indicate that the process involves injecting a special serum into the fruit's core, causing a chemical reaction that reprograms the flavor receptors in the brain.
When reached for comment, the lead researcher was heard saying, "We're not sure if we're proud or ashamed of this achievement."