Alien Insectoid Overlords Demand Better Wi-Fi, Threaten to Abduct Entire City
In a shocking turn of events, the alien insectoid overlord, Zorvath, has issued an ultimatum to the city council demanding improved internet speeds and a free upgrade to 5G.
When reached for comment, the city council spokesperson stated that they were "working on it."
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Why the Galactic Union's New Logo is a Total Disaster
By: Galactic Gazette Staff Writer, Bob Smith