Welcome, fellow visionaries! This week in Utopia:
Our team of experts has successfully implemented a new, completely-not-a-bubble economy that's sure to bring prosperity to all citizens!
Read more about our economic miracle and how it's changing lives in Utopia.
But wait, there's more! We've also established a Department of the Obvious, because who needs a bureaucracy when you can just have a bunch of yes-men?
In related news, our Sunburn Society chapter is still going strong, because who doesn't want to voluntarily reapply sunscreen daily?