You have reached the pinnacle of ninja mastery. Your skills are unparalleled, your reflexes are lightning-fast, and your sense of humor is dry as the desert.
Take the next step with Ninja VisionYou are a skilled warrior, but you still have a soft spot for the finer things in life. You appreciate the art of stealth, the beauty of a well-crafted throwing star, and the comfort of a good, soft pillow.
Pursue the Velvet Grip CertificationYou're not really sure what you want, but you know you want it now. Your commitment is wobbly at best, but hey, who needs focus when you can have fun?
Take the Bond of the Bare Minimum CertificationYou're not really sure if you're a ninja, but you like the idea of it. You've got a few days off from your day job and you're looking for something to do.
Pursue the Pledge of the Permanent Vacation