Membership Levels of Commitment

The Oath of the Open Hand

You have reached the pinnacle of ninja mastery. Your skills are unparalleled, your reflexes are lightning-fast, and your sense of humor is dry as the desert.

The Vow of the Velvet Grip

You are a skilled warrior, but you still have a soft spot for the finer things in life. You appreciate the art of stealth, the beauty of a well-crafted throwing star, and the comfort of a good, soft pillow.

The Bond of the Bare Minimum

You're not really sure what you want, but you know you want it now. Your commitment is wobbly at best, but hey, who needs focus when you can have fun?

The Pledge of the Permanent Vacation

You're not really sure if you're a ninja, but you like the idea of it. You've got a few days off from your day job and you're looking for something to do.