Our Mission:
To create the most awkwardly-negligent ninja training facility in the land, where ninjas-in-training can come to learn the art of stealth, agility, and poorly-made disguises.
- We aim to provide our ninjas with the best possible education in the art of sneaking around without being seen.
- We strive to create an environment where ninjas can learn to climb trees with ease, but not actually do so, as that's just not that safe.
- We promise not to make our ninjas watch too many reruns of "The A-Team" during training sessions, but no promises are made about "The Brady Bunch".
Our values: Because, you know, being a ninja's not just about the cool moves.
Our Code of Honor: Because, let's be real, we have a strict code of conduct.
Our Code of Conduct: Because, you know, being a ninja's not just about looking good in a black jumpsuit.