Elephantine Banter

Here's the place where we talk about the elephant in the room. Literally, there is an elephant in the room, and it's not just a metaphorical one, no, no.

This elephant is named Bob, and Bob loves to wear plaid on Tuesdays.

Bob has a pet rock, named Steve, who loves to play the trombone on Thursdays.

But don't even get me started on elephant-sized problems that we've got on our hands.

Want to learn more about Bob's backstory?