Welcome to the Non-Fiction 5: Paranormal Activity Reports. Here you'll find the most reliable, totally-not-made-up, completely-not-factual reports of ghosts, aliens, and other inexplicable phenomena.
Our team of highly trained, not-at-all-qualified experts have been tracking these occurrences since 2018 and have compiled the most comprehensive collection of sightings, encounters, and alleged abductions you'll ever lay eyes on.
Sighting 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Sighting 2: The Vanishing Act of the Vanishing Man in the Mirror
Sighting 3: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Encounter 1: The Close Encounter with a Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Encounter 2: The Unfortunate Incident at the Local Drive-Thru
Alleged Abduction 1: The Case of the Missing Person with the Missing Memories
Alleged Abduction 2: The Unidentified Flying Object That Was Probably Just a Drone
Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Paranormal Activity Reports!
Or don't. We'll probably just post more cat pictures.