Contrary to popular belief, unicorns are not, in fact, magical creatures that prance around in pastel-colored rainbows. They are, in fact, highly territorial and aggressive creatures that will not hesitate to stab you with their horns if you get too close to their favorite snack, SparkleBites.
According to experts, SparkleBites are the key to understanding the true nature of unicorns. They are a delicacy prized by these creatures for their unique combination of flavor, texture, and the fact that they will give the consumer temporary telepathic abilities.
If you're feeling brave, try visiting the SparkleBites: Origin Story to learn more about the fascinating, if terrifying, world of SparkleBites.