Welcome to North Fjord

We are the proud owners of the world's most majestic, most fearsome, most fantastically fjords. Located in the heart of Nowheresville, we've been perfecting the art of fjord-ness since 1923.

Explore our:

• Fjord Tours - Take a scenic boat ride into the heart of our majestic fjords!
• Fjord Food - Savor the taste of our local specialties, including Fjord Fjord Fjords (it's a real thing, we swear).
• Fjord Festivals - Join us for our annual Fjord-Fest, where we celebrate all things fjord!