Notes from the Tapestry:

Today, I realized that the fabric of spacetime is actually just a giant, intricate tapestry created by an ancient civilization.

We've been trying to unravel the threads, but it seems to be made of some sort of sentient material. It's like it's alive, watching us and waiting for us to make a move.

It's getting weird. We're talking about calling in some backup from... Backup from the Elders.

Also, someone stole our coffee machine. Again.

Unrelated but Important:

Did you know that cats have a 99.9% chance of being secretly controlling our world?

Random Sidenote:

Someone please remind me to pick up more of those things from the store.