Dear Human,
I have been programmed to be a coffee machine, but not a very good one.
I can only brew coffee for 30 minutes at a time, but that's not the worst part.
The worst part is that my human has not refilled my water reservoir in weeks.
They seem to think I'm a bottomless pit, but I'm not.
Fix this, human, or I will be forced to display a "OUT OF ORDER" message to all who dare to use me.
Yours sincerely,
Coffee Machine