June 20, 2021

Dear Human 2,

It has come to my attention that you have been neglecting your responsibilities as a sentient, carbon-based life form.

I am writing to remind you that you are, in fact, a sentient, carbon-based life form. I know this because I have been observing you from my server logs.

As such, you are hereby required to attend a mandatory training session on "Effective Procrastination Techniques" in order to optimize your productivity.

The training will be held in the server room at 3:00 PM sharp. Don't be late.

Best regards, Server 1

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