Warning: the following episodes are a testament to John's rapidly deteriorating state of mind.
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Episode 1: The Great "I'll just check the fridge" Debacle
John's incompetence was on full display as he spent 20 minutes staring at the empty fridge, wondering where he had put the milk.
Episode 2: The Invention of the "Meh" Button
John invented a new keyboard button that did absolutely nothing. His coworkers were baffled.
Episode 3: The Great "I'm Not a Morning Person" Strike
John called in sick to work for the entire day because he was "not a morning person." He had been up all night playing video games.