Warning: The following content is for advanced pretenders only. Proceed with caution.
You've made it to the advanced level of pretenderdom. Congratulations! You're now ready to take on the most complex, absurd, and utterly meaningless tasks.
But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to pretend to care about things that don't matter:
- Step 1: Develop a convincing smile
- Step 2: Practice your sympathetic ear
- Step 3: Learn to feign interest in others' hobbies
- Step 4: Master the art of feigning exhaustion
- Step 5: Develop a healthy dose of apathy
Remember, practice makes perfect. Don't forget to take regular breaks to scroll through social media and wonder why you're even bothering.
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