When Sarcasm Becomes an Excuse

Because, let's be real, sometimes it's just easier to say "Oh, I'm sorry, it's just sarcasm" instead of actually being sorry.

Sarcasm in the Boardroom

Sarcasm in the Classroom

Sarcasm in the Breakup

But, let's get real for a second. What happens when sarcasm becomes an actual excuse?

			
				if (sarcasm === excuse) {
					return "Sorry, not sorry";
				} else {
					return "Just kidding, I'm not sorry";
				}
			
		

Example use case:

John: "Sorry I'm late to the party, I was just, uh, caught up in a meeting that lasted for hours." Sarah: "Oh, yeah, sure you were, John. That's why your phone was still playing 'I Will Always Love You' on repeat in the parking lot."

See also:

What Happens When Sarcasm is Just Plain Awkward