Welcome to Nowheresville: The Town That's Always a Bore

You've come to Nowheresville. Congrats! That was a real accomplishment. I mean, who needs a functioning town with anything interesting happening? Not us, that's who.

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Nowheresville: Where the most thrilling event in the past year was a 4-hour debate over who left the last donut in the break room.