It's not just the radiation and the ash that you should worry about, it's the accordion music.
With the right skills, you can survive the nuclear winter and still manage to play a mean polka.
Tuning for the Apocalypse - Learn how to adjust to the new, post-nuclear accordion tuning standards.
Survival Songs - Our collection of catchy tunes guaranteed to keep you sane in the face of nuclear devastation.
Join the Underground Bunker Accordion Co-op - Meet other survivors who share your passion for polka and survival.
Stay tuned, stay informed, and for the love of all that is good, stay harmonious.