Nugget Nirvana 1998-2001 FAQ

Q: What is the best way to cook a nugget?

A: In the microwave, with 3-4 seconds per side. Any longer and you'll be eating leather.

Learn more about our recommended cooking methods

Q: Can I use a nugget as a projectile to defend myself in a bar fight?

A: No, no, no, no. That's not how you use a nugget, friend.

Read about the dangers of nugget-throwing and why you should just use your words

Q: Are nuggets the answer to all of life's questions?

A: Yes, they absolutely are. If you disagree, you're wrong.

Learn more about the nugget-based philosophy of life