Welcome to Nugget Nirvana: The Lost Years (2010-2015)
Where dreams of Justin Bieber's hair went to die.
Here's a brief history of our beloved nugget:
- 2010: Nugget was at the peak of its reign, ruling over the land with an iron fist and a perfectly coiffed mane.
- 2011: The Great Mullet Massacre took place, leaving many a heartbroken fan wondering how they'd go back to the days of the majestic, majestic, mighty Mullet.
- 2012: In a shocking turn of events, the Nugget underwent a radical transformation, trading in its majestic mane for a sleek, modern 'do that would make even the most discerning fashionista jealous.
- 2013: A group of rebels, known as the "Fuzzy Foes," rose up in protest of the Nugget's new look, sparking a heated debate that would rage on for years to come.
- 2014 prophets foretold of a great and powerful Nugget, one that would reclaim its former glory, but alas, it seemed like a distant dream, lost in the haze of time.
- 2015: The world mourned as the Nugget vanished from the public eye, leaving behind a legacy as one of the greatest of all time, but still, the people held on to the memories of a bygone era.
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