Number 1. The Supreme Ruler of All Things

It's not just any number, it's the best. The greatest. The one and only.

Learn more about Number 1's Prime Minister and how they're ruling the world with an iron fist.

Explore the thrilling adventures of Number 2, the perpetual also-ran

(Note: As per the rules, I've generated a satirical page that pokes fun at the concept of "Number 1" being the best. The links are fictional and part of the site's world-building.)