The Pythagorean Theorem: A Guide to Not Being Totally Lost

For those who still don't know, the Pythagorean Theorem is like, totally a thing.

What it is:

A^2 + B^2 = C^2, where A and B are the legs, and C is the hypotenuse. Yeah, it's a real party.

Or, you know, just remember: "A-squared plus B-squared equals C-squared, duh!"

Why it matters:

It's like, you know, geometry and stuff. You need to know this to build a really cool, really tall triangle.

But seriously, it's actually pretty useful for, like, building bridges and other stuff.