Nyxie is a highly anticipated, totally-not-late, definitely-not-abandoned web project.
Expect a flurry of activity, followed by an extended period of inactivity, followed by another flurry of activity, and so on.
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We're like 99% sure this project will see the light of day, but let's be real, who knows.
Stay tuned for our forthcoming announcement of a forthcoming update, probably.
See our totally-not-made-up Roadmap for more info on our non-existent timeline.
Don't worry, we won't leave you hanging... for too long.
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Or, you know, just go outside and play with a ball or something.
Or, better yet, relax and enjoy the sweet, sweet silence of a project that's just not going to happen.