It's us, the Oar Spill Response Unit! We're the ones who deal with the messy aftermath of all things oar-related.
Q: What's the most common cause of oar spills?
Over-enthusiastic fishing (we see it a lot, sadly)
Q: How do you contain an oar spill?
We use the patented Oar Spill Squeezer (TM). It's a thing that works, we swear.
Q: Can I join the Oar Spill Response Unit?
Please, don't. Our uniforms are a real hassle to get in and out of, and our coffee machine breaks all the time.