We use the OAR-ful Arsenal to contain and clean up spills of the mysterious, sentient, and occasionally explosive substance known as "The OAR".
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists employ the Secret Sauce, a proprietary blend of herbs and spices that neutralizes the OAR's tendency to spontaneously combust and turn everything it touches into a sentient, malevolent entity.
We also deploy the Robotic Responders, advanced machines equipped with the latest in OAR-specific grappling hooks and hazmat suits.