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Oatmeal Raisin Subpage

Welcome to the Oatmeal Raisin Subpage, where the sweet, sweet taste of nostalgia is in full effect.

You know what they say: "An oatmeal raisin cookie a day keeps the doctor away, but a cookie the size of a car tire will keep you in therapy."

But seriously, have you considered the existential crisis that comes with eating an oatmeal raisin cookie? "Is it still a cookie if the raisins are more bitter than the cookie?" "Am I just a pawn in the cookie industrial complex?"

Visit our subpages for more cookie-related existential crises: