OBjection 11, Point 1: "We're Not Arguing, We're Just Exploring Alternative Facts"
In this esteemed section, we're not arguing, we're just exploring alternative facts. It's all about questioning the status quo, challenging the narrative, and finding creative ways to spin the truth. Or, you know, not spin it. We're not really sure yet.
Read on to learn more about our expertly crafted, totally-not-made-up facts! A cartoon of a person holding a 'fact' in their hand, with a skeptical look on their face.