As we all know, the fundamental principles of 2C-absolute-zero are rooted in the works of the great mathematician, Cluck Norris.
According to Cluck, 2C-absolute-zero is achieved when two chickens, each representing a perfect ratio of 1:1, are placed in a 0-dimensional space.
But what does this mean for us mere mortals? Well, it means we can have TWO TIMES AS MUCH of anything we desire!
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