80% Sure, It's Probably Fine, Says OCAM
You know that one friend who's always like "I'm 99.9% sure it's fine?" Well, welcome to the OCAM headquarters where that friend is our CEO.
Here's our official stance on everything:
- 99.9% Sure - Our flagship program, where we take the art of being uncertain and turn it into a science.
- 50% Sure, Possibly - For when you just can't even muster up that much confidence.
- 0% Sure, Definitely Not Fine - Where we send our interns to learn about the dangers of certainty.