You've tried everything, and now you're here. The pain, the itching, the sense of impending doom. We've got just the thing for you: Ear Cyst Removal, the occult practice of surgically removing the offending growths from your ear canal.
Side effects may include: temporary hearing loss, increased risk of spontaneous combustion, and a 50% chance of developing a permanent scar that looks suspiciously like a miniature portal to another dimension.
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