You're feeling oceanic today. Congratulations! You're now a sentient being of the sea.
However, this comes with some... symptoms. Read about them here.
It's like the entire ocean is spinning, but it's actually just your brain trying to adjust to the new gravitational constant of the deep blue.
You're worried about the tide coming in and flooding your living room. Again.
You've been having recurring dreams about being a squid riding a unicycle on the moon. We're not judging you.
Don't worry, it's not all bad! You'll adapt. Or, you know, you'll just get used to feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of oceanic existential dread.