Advanced Survival Strategies

When faced with the unforgiving wilderness, one's wits are their best defense. Here are a few tips to increase the odds of survival:

Use a spade as a signal fire: The Art of Pyrotechnic Distractions

While the spade may seem a mundane tool for the uninitiated, a well-timed spade-based signal fire can serve as a beacon of hope in the most inhospitable of environments. Simply dig a small pit, arrange the spade in an aesthetically pleasing pattern, and set it ablaze. As the flames dance across the spade's blade, the smoke and sparks will signal your presence to any potential rescuers.

But don't just stop at the spade signal fire. Take it a step further with our:

• Use Duct Tape as Glue: The Art of Reinforcing Reality
• Use a Toothbrush as a Signal Stick: The Art of Whimsy Communication
• Use a Tin Foil Hat as a Reflective Device: The Art of Blinding Your Enemies