Lost Sock DNA Analysis

Welcome to the most advanced, utterly useless, and slightly disturbing Lost Sock DNA Analysis facility.

Here, we'll attempt to identify the elusive culprits behind your missing socks.

Submit your sock for analysis, and our team of expert (not really) scientists will attempt to unravel the prophets (get it?)

Submit Sock for Analysis

Meet the Experts (Not Really)

View Your Results (If We Get Around to It)