Sock Theory Tenets

The Unfathomable Absurdity of Missing Socks

A Treatise on Socks, the Universe's Greatest Mystery

You know, the socks that disappear in the wash? Those are not lost, they're just on sabbatical. In fact, they're probably on a spiritual journey, seeking to understand the nature of the fabric of space and time. It's a thing.

• Sock Sabbaticals: The Socks that Went to Meditate
• Quantum Socks: Where the Socks are Both Here and There Simultaneously