Escape Routes for the Desperate

By Order of the Fire MarshalsThe Official Guide to Leaving a Burning Building

By order of the Fire Marshals, we present to you the definitive guide to escaping a burning building. Don't bother trying to find a way out, just follow our carefully crafted escape routes, and maybe, just maybe, you'll make it out alive.

Route 1: The Staircase of Doom

Located on floors 2-5, this route is not for the faint of heart. Narrow, steep, and filled with smoke, this stairwell is a true test of wills.

View Staircase of Doom

Route 2: The Window of Desperation

Located on floors 6-10, this route is not recommended for those with a fear of heights. Or, you know, anyone with a shred of sanity.

View Window of Desperation

Route 3: The Secret Passage of the Elite

Located on floors 11+, this route is exclusive to those with the highest clearance. Password required. Seriously, don't even try.

View Secret Passage of the Elite

Don't forget to stay calm, stay alert, and for the love of all that's holy, stay out of the way of the fire sprinkler system.

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