By order of the Fire Marshals, we present to you the definitive guide to escaping a burning building. Don't bother trying to find a way out, just follow our carefully crafted escape routes, and maybe, just maybe, you'll make it out alive.
Located on floors 2-5, this route is not for the faint of heart. Narrow, steep, and filled with smoke, this stairwell is a true test of wills.
Located on floors 6-10, this route is not recommended for those with a fear of heights. Or, you know, anyone with a shred of sanity.
Located on floors 11+, this route is exclusive to those with the highest clearance. Password required. Seriously, don't even try.
Don't forget to stay calm, stay alert, and for the love of all that's holy, stay out of the way of the fire sprinkler system.
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