Chrono-Disaster Robotic Armor Blacksmithing: The Art of Time-Troubled Ironwork

Welcome, apprentice blacksmiths, to the esteemed workshop of Timekeeper Tiberius Ironfist. Here, we craft the most intricate, most hazardous, and most chronologically-challenged robotic armor in the multiverse.

Our latest project: the Chrono-Disaster 9000, a behemoth of a suit capable of withstanding temporal distortions, quantum fluctuations, and the occasional rogue time traveler's awkward attempts at repair.

Would you like to see our Chrono-Disaster 9000 specs or perhaps our bug report for this behemoth?

We also offer apprenticeships for the truly dedicated and the slightly unhinged.

Don't forget to check our news page for updates on our latest chrono-disasters and time-traveling mishaps.