Warning: This is the Point of No Return
You've made it past Step 1 without going completely insane, congratulations! Now it's time to dive into the deep end of the pool. In this step, we'll be covering the intricacies of maintaining a clear head in the face of chaos. Think of it as the art of being a ninja, but without the whole 'ninja' thing.
We'll be learning about the importance of:
- Procrastination as a form of self-care
- Caffeine as a fuel source
- Daydreaming as a productivity booster
You'll be able to:
- Identify and exploit the weaknesses of your colleagues
- Brew a decent cup of coffee in under 3 minutes
- Turn your office into a makeshift daydreaming chamber