Our Arsenal: A Guide to Artisanal Gardening
Our guide to the most refined and sophisticated gardening techniques known to humanity. Because who needs efficiency when you can have flair?
Section 1: The Art of Hand-Watering
- Step 1: Lifting the Water Jug
- Step 2: Watering the Plants (Carefully)
- Step 3: Admiring Your Handiwork (Optional)
Section 2: The Joy of Soil Preparation
- Section 1: Loosening the Dirt
- Section 2: Mixing the Soil (With a Spoon)
- Section 3: Kneading the Soil (With Fervor)
Remember, the key to artisanal gardening is patience, persistence, and a strong back. Don't forget to wear your best beret while tending to your garden, it's a must.