Break Room
Where the Coffee Machine Eats Our Dreams
We have a fully-stocked fridge, but it's been taken over by the office coffee machine, which has a taste for dairy products.
Snack Room for our slightly-less-than-sophisticated snack collection.
Nap Room for when you just want to recharge.
Panic Room for when the coffee machine's demands get too much.
Snack Room
Energy Drink, because Red Bull is not enough.
prophets and philosophers have debated whether the coffee machine's appetite will consume the world.
Nap Room
We have a selection of cots with varying degrees of comfort.
The cots are arranged in a way that makes it impossible to actually sleep.
Panic Room
For when the coffee machine starts demanding more than just coffee pods.
We have a selection of hazmat suits and a phone number for when things get really bad.
Phone Number