Committee of Unaccountable Excellence

We are the ones we've been waiting for. Or, at least, we're the ones we've been pretending to be.

Our mission is to do the thing we're not supposed to do, but we're doing it anyway.

We're a committee of the finest, most unaccountable individuals in the land, and we're here to shake things up.

Want to learn more? Check out our Subcommittee Scheming page for more on our nefarious plans.

Secret Handshake
Misuse of Power
Cover Your Tracks

Or, if you want to get really meta, check out our Committee of Ourselves page.