We're the Committee of Corruption, and we're here to make sure you know that we're not actually doing anything wrong. That's just what we've always said we'd do.
However, if you've been following our meeting minutes, you might be wondering if our actions have been, shall we say, 'creative' with the truth.
Well, let's just say that we've been, uh, 'focusing on the bigger picture.' Yeah, that's it.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our latest 'revelations' in the Committee Minutes section.
Our Story: Because, let's face it, we're the real heroes of this whole 'corruption' thing.