Eternal Recession FAQ

Q: What happens when the zombies arrive?

When the zombies arrive, you'll know it's official. They'll be shambling around in their tattered suits, moaning about how they're "between jobs" and still can't afford a decent avocado toast. Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! Our comprehensive FAQ will guide you through the apocalypse.

A: Panic, then Panic Some More, Then Panic Again.

When the zombies arrive, you'll have three stages of panic: initial panic, secondary panic, and tertiary panic. Don't worry, it's just a natural response to the impending doom and gloom. To help you prepare, our Panic Stages Guide will walk you through each stage and provide helpful tips on how to maximize your panic.