Eternal Recession: The Facts

Because you asked for it, here are some facts about the eternal recession:

Fact #1: The eternal recession has been going on for so long, we've started to think it's normal.

It's like that one aunt who just won't leave your house.

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Fact #2: Economists are still trying to understand what happened, but mostly they just stare at the wall and cry.

We're pretty sure it's just a case of 'if you're not paying attention, it's not a problem'.

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And that's all we have for now. Stay optimistic!

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