Classic Exit Strategies

When it's time to leave the office, don't let the boss get you down! Try one of these tried-and-true classics:

The Sudden Onset of a Migraine - A timeless favorite for the modern worker.
A Well-Timed Coffee Break - Perfect for when you just can't focus.
The Fake Phone Call - Ideal for when you really need to get out.

Or, if you're feeling extra creative:

The "I'm on a Mission from God" Exit - For when you're feeling truly called.
The "I'm Allergic to Office Air" Exit - A great option for those with a flair for the dramatic.

And don't forget to check out our sister site: Best of the Month for the most creative exit strategies from around the office.