IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY. LIKE, REALLY LONG.
9am: Coffee Machine Malfunction
9:15am: The CEO Walks In
10:15am: Meeting With Sales Team
11:30am: The Coffee Machine Still Won't Work
12:00pm: Lunchtime! (Don't get too excited.)
1:00pm: The IT Guy Comes In
2:00pm: The Coffee Machine Still Won't Work
5:00pm: The Weekend Is Over, And We're Stuck Here